Please bring your own colour markers to write your poems in class.Enjoy.





T he wi n ding road is l o n g,

but I'm r u n n i n g around in c ircles

,looking for the END.

Correct the bloopers

1. Thank you for all your attention.Glad to meet you in a piece.

2.The new scientific inventions by the genius people is currently misused which affect the culture greatly.

3.People wants to improve their speaking until the language are dying.

4.Does anyone here would choose to live in a place where there is no human,but only trees and monkeys?

5.35% of the students think that a smoking female is not acceptable in the society.

6.Moral values and good teaching is implanted into individual mind which will help them in the future coming lives.

Euphemisms

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne

Choose the most inoffensive answer.

1. What is the condition when a man just cannot under-stand?

A. Empathy Deficiency B. Erectile Dysfunction

2. What is the condition when a woman talks non stop?

A. Verbal Diarrhoea B. Auditory Invasive Procedure C. Lip -o-suction

3. What is the condition when a person accidentally leaks secrets at inappropriate moments?

A. Information incontinence B. Loose vowels